All Things Funny...

There was a a discussion between 3 guys about what is the fastest thing in the universe.

First one says, thoughts. As you think it, its there, eh ?
Second one, everybody knows it's light, been proven over and over.
Third says, nahh ... it's having the shits.

The two others look at each other .. uh ?
Yes, when I get the shits and run to the toilet, I don't even have time to think about turning the light on, it's out.
 
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