All Things Funny...

A five year old girl is sitting on her front steps when a truck full of workman pull up to the empty lot next door.

Workmen get out of the truck and begin unloading lumber, wire, pipes and tools and set them by the curb.

Curious, the little wanders over to ask what they're doing. "We're building a new house here", said the crews foreman.

"Can I watch", asked the little girl. "Sure you can sweetie", said the foreman.

After awhile the little girl was bored with just watching so she asked if she could help.

The foreman chuckled but agreed and for the rest of the week the crew gave her little jobs to do.

At the end of the week the foreman took out a $10 bill and paid her for her work. Her very first paycheck.

She ran home to tell her mother about her experience and the money she received for her help.

Her mother was proud of her and suggested they take her $10 to the bank and open a savings account.

At the bank she handed the teller the $10 bill to open her savings account and explained how she earned the money.

The teller said, "That is so sweet. Are you going to help them next week as well?"

The 5 year old responded, "Yes, if those assholes from Home Depot deliver the fucking sheet rock on time."
 
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