All Things Funny...

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A 75 year old man went to his doctors office where the doc asked him for a sperm sample as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave him a jar to use and told the man to bring it back the next day.

The man returned with the empty jar and explained first I tried with my right hand, then I tried with my left hand, but nothing.

So I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand and then her left but nothing. Then she tried with her mouth both with her teeth in and without. Still nothing.

So I asked our neighbor to try. She tried with both hands but nothing. She even put it between her knees. Still nothing.

So I'm sorry doc but no matter how hard we tried we just couldn't get the damn jar open!
 
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