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Bob is in big trouble. Today is his wife's birthday and he forgot to buy her a gift.

His wife told him tomorrow morning there better be something bright and shiny in our driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds.

The next morning she looked out her bedroom window and saw a gift wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Curious she brought it into the house unwrapped it and opened the box......it was a bathroom scale.

Bob has not been seen or heard from since.
 
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soulman said:
Bob is in big trouble. Today is his wife's birthday and he forgot to buy her a gift.

His wife told him tomorrow morning there better be something bright and shinny in our driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds.

The next morning she looked out her bedroom window and saw a gift wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Curious she brought it into the house unwrapped it and opened the box......it was a bathroom scale.

Bob has not been seen or heard from since.
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I guess Smiling Bob no longer needs to worry about the little blue pills….
 
soulman said:
Bob is in big trouble. Today is his wife's birthday and he forgot to buy her a gift.

His wife told him tomorrow morning there better be something bright and shiny in our driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds.

The next morning she looked out her bedroom window and saw a gift wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Curious she brought it into the house unwrapped it and opened the box......it was a bathroom scale.

Bob has not been seen or heard from since.
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I’ve been careful not to repeat this joke…but a good one :unsure:🙈🙉🙊
 
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